Slut: Rush Limbaugh vs. Sandra Fluke
For day it surely is the darkest hour;
As I read the headline I start to glower.
Her actions are deserving of a slur.
America must be ashamed of her.
Your claims are outrageous, dear young Miss Fluke,
Your brain is muddled from the pills you took.
She’s a law student- I don’t give a hoot!
I just had to call her a prostitute.
She’s round-heeled, you can see it in her eyes.
I am not going to apologize.
Imagine if you were this girl’s parents;
They can’t be proud of what she represents.
You want healthcare? You’re going to have to learn.
Sorry, but we want something in return.
We have a plan for you, Miss Sandra Fluke
Continue on, we get to take a look!
You don’t want children? Well listen up, sis-
Just wait ‘till Rick Santorum hears of this.
We do not believe that you need the pill-
Have you heard of abstinence? It’s a thrill!
This immorality is a true cancer-
Holy matrimony is the answer.
In terms of women you’re an open book-
You should marry and stay home, Miss Fluke.
I may be loosing sponsors; I don’t care-
This use of taxpayers I cannot bear.
Farewell to Quicken Loans, Citrix, and more
I can’t help but wonder what’s next in store.
There’s an outpouring of rage, nationwide,
And our lefty president takes her side.
I’m not sorry but I’ll apologize
I won’t be sincere, is that a surprise?
I admit my word choice was not the best
Now, advertisers, please give it a rest.
Sandra please, I did not mean what I said,
Not my business what happens in your bed!
As sponsors flee, “I am sorry” again,
The liberals made me do it, amen!
I’ve lost hundreds of sponsors over Miss Fluke-
Time to get off the air and write a book!